An der italienischen Grenze....
Posted: 07 Feb 2006, 21:43
Mal was Anderes zur Unterhaltung hier....
Das "Englisch" liest sich etwas neu..*grins*
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The
>Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them :"It`sa illegala to
>putta 5 people in a Quattro."
>
>"Vot do you mean it`s illegal?" asks the German driver.
>"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
>
>"Quattro is just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the Germands retort
>unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers:
>"Ze car is designed to karry 5 persons"
>
>"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs
officer.
>Quattro meansa four. You have five-a-people in a your car and you are
>thereforea breaking the law."
>
>The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor
>over.
>I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"
>
>Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can`ta come. He`sa busy witha
>2 guys in a Fiat Uno!".
so - und jetzt fragt Euch mal , warum Fiat seinen "Neuen" - Sedici getauft hat... *fg*
Grüße Günter aus Wien
Das "Englisch" liest sich etwas neu..*grins*
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The
>Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them :"It`sa illegala to
>putta 5 people in a Quattro."
>
>"Vot do you mean it`s illegal?" asks the German driver.
>"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
>
>"Quattro is just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the Germands retort
>unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers:
>"Ze car is designed to karry 5 persons"
>
>"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs
officer.
>Quattro meansa four. You have five-a-people in a your car and you are
>thereforea breaking the law."
>
>The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor
>over.
>I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"
>
>Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can`ta come. He`sa busy witha
>2 guys in a Fiat Uno!".
so - und jetzt fragt Euch mal , warum Fiat seinen "Neuen" - Sedici getauft hat... *fg*
Grüße Günter aus Wien