this is a serious problem. Since I was'nt smart enough to keep your address when you kindly sent me the "wine-cork replacement", send it again please. I think shortly thereafter, the problem will be solved. info@magic-drinks.de
I also considered (for the 1st time this evening) some alternatives:
#1) "Pig in a Poke", but have decided that this rather American-Euphanism is too obscure...
although I've owned/driven some cars that could fit that description....
hmmm ? Pig in a Poke actually sounds like something Jake S. Beer might have written !
So maybe it isn't American at all ?
Other ones I've not thought about until the last few minutes are
#2) "Eye in the Camel of a Needle" or
#3) "Range in a Nozzle"
which is what Babelfish English translates Lancia (Nozzle) Gamma (Range) to, from Italian !
How about
#4) "Claire in the Trunk of an Elephant"
or
#5) Claire getting Wet in the Trunk of a Nozzle".